i’ve been dreading the applicant process for an internship because i’m not in the right state of mind to sell myself.
"what will you contribute to the team?"
sometimes i blog really funny or thought provoking posts, but most of the time it just makes me giggle to myself quietly
"what is your biggest strength?"
heh….hehheh….heh hehahahahahahahhaaaaaahaha! sorry i just thought about hannibal buress for some reason
"what is your biggest weakness?"
well, i don’t know, i’ve been single for a while now and - uh - you know - sometimes…
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
in fake and/or fat pants for the most part
"any questions for me?"
do you believe in love? or happiness? or hope?
if you have the balls to stare at me for 30 seconds you should have the balls to say hi or something.
why is i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love not on spotify?
i’m angsty and a little heartbroken, thank you!
*goes to close out of tumblr tab*
*scrolls down accidentally*